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Multi Tool Keychain

Multi Tool Keychain




My multi-tool is not only small enough to throw on your key chain, it provides three essential outdoors needs. It’s (most importantly) a bottle opener, it’s a flashlight, and it’s a measuring tape. ok, I admit, the measuring tape isn’t really much for the outdoors unless your building a shed or measuring the distance to hang those new party lights you got, however, we can finally get to the bottom of a more important issue, how big your dick actually is. Go ahead and measure, I’ll wait.